How to Destroy a Relationship

• Be relentless in rubbing it in when you are proven right!
• Dogmatically maintain that you know your partner's motives better than he or she does!
• Totally ignore your partner's priorities and insist on your own!
• Operate on the assumption that your partner's sexual need cycle is identical to yours!
• Identify your partner's character flaws and family secrets and use them to make a point when logic fails!
• Use guilt to manipulate, get your own way or to punish!
• Become proficient at catching your partner being bad, but never comment if you catch him or her being good!
• Do not let go of the past, rehashing your version of it as often as possible!
• Cling very, very tightly, claiming that you will surly die if you are ignored!
• Make promises, but never keep them!
• Always make excuses for your bad habits!
• Pretend that you understand what you partner has said, even if you have no idea of the point that was being made!
• Act as though you do none of the above and it is your partner who must make all the changes!